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Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	55
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	739778	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	7810
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8258
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Astral Projections Made:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ores Mined:	5564
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Farms Harvested:	655	Zombie Dances:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

Players:	91/100	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	2341	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2