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Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9120	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	860782
Towns Built:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4033	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Votes:	2400	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	936927

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6424	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9442
Farms Harvested:	846	Astral Projections Made:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	9510	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8267	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

Players:	99/600	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4247
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0