| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6674 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 567 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2680 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2398 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 81 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9746 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9691 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 423 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6880 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 239 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3169 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3683 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3184 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8993 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3858 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6602 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6841 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4148 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7250 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9005 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2830 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6646 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6185 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
