| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4595 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2815 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 123 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8790 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1841 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7830 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3071 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8854 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1094 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Votes: | 8424 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6550 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8995 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5867 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3870 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6599 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 41 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1554 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2061 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 296 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9909 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2248 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 182 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4349 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1630 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 314 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
