| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7672 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Enchantments Applied: | 97 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2285 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1083 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7754 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 289 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 3106 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Votes: | 1727 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 835 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5870 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7358 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6665 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1353 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2800 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1973 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2563 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9239 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5675 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 241 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5126 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9008 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4035 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 743 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6763 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 288 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 204 | Emeralds Found: | 4094 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 131 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
