| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4781 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8648 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8967 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Wuthering Heights, with love triangles, betrayals, and plot twists that will make your head spin. You won’t know who to trust, but that’s half the fun, am I right?
So come on down and join the chaos, where every block you place could change the course of history. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5299 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without worrying about unpaid debts. And the best part? We don’t charge interest on any loans you may take out in the game!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave Sarah and her money troubles behind. Trust us, the only crisis you’ll face here is deciding which enchanted sword to wield next!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8143 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 184 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll discover new music in the most epic way possible – by battling creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats! Our algorithm is so advanced, it’ll have you grooving to tunes you never knew you needed in your life.
Forget about boring old radio stations or your friends’ questionable music taste – on our server, the music is as lit as the lava in the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner rockstar while building the craziest Minecraft creations you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3272 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 2954 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.
so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 464 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 187 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
we got a secret underground city where the chickens wear top hats and monocles, and the zombies are actually just misunderstood actors practicing for a thriller remake.
if u join dis server, u will unlock the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of ur pickaxe. and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the mythical golden potato that grants u unlimited food forever.
so come on down to our server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 112 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 173 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
u wanna focus ur attention and, like, heighten ur learning skills? come join us, we got all the uncertainty u need to level up ur brain power. plus, it’s, like, a total distraction from real life, so u can just chill and have a good time.
oh, and did i mention that uncertainty can, like, totally boost ur emotions? like, u’ll be feeling all the positive vibes when u join this server. it’s, like, a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way, ya know?
so, like, come join us on this crazy ride of uncertainty and see where it takes u. who knows, u might just find ur new favorite place to hang out and have a good time.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6947 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist who creates vibrant and surreal illustrations inspired by the cosmos and nature. Their unique style blends elements of fantasy and science fiction to transport viewers to otherworldly realms. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, AstralSpiff’s work showcases a deep appreciation for the beauty and mystery of the universe.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!
If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6121 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3574 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 249 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.
But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3576 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 998 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5775 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 293 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7637 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 739399 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?
Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9269 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 672021 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!
