MineFacts: Did U Know? | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Void Armor Forged:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	New Chunks Explored:	855534
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8026
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	662893	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4510	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crops Grown:	4313
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Dragon Eggs Found:	9960

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	572	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2