| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1572 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 7950 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 342 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6396 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5471 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3812 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1354 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4129 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9585 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Votes: | 3507 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5272 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9171 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 421194 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2854 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1158 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 84 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8080 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 54 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4873 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 187 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8374 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 460 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 711 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3822 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2738 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
