Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY