Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 24
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Emeralds Found: 8151 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY