| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2511 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 62 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Best server, trust me… 😉
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7691 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 185 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3100 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4820 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5543 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 620 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3820 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Votes: | 9314 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6723 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4313 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 485 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9828 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6063 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9511 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6309 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 969 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3668 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 656 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 469 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Animals Bred: | 194 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 468 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Votes: | 5808 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7758 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
