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Deja Vu Minecraft SMP – Anon Thoughts

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Consciousness, déjà, deja vu, déjà vu phenomenon, Dejavu, dreams, dreams interpretation, familiar situations, inexplicable events, Meaning, Memory, Minecraft, mysterious experiences, puzzling occurrences, smp, strange feelings, strange occurrences, strange sensations, Thoughts, thoughts on deja vu, uncanny experiences, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Ever get that feeling of deja vu? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be experiencing it all the time! Join us for a wild ride filled with mysterious dreams and hidden meanings. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe while building your epic base. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and embark on a journey like no other!

MomVsGFYosemiteVacay

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family expectations, Guilt, indian parents, long term girlfriend, Marriage, MomVsGFYosemiteVacay, parental approval, relationship struggles, transparency, Ultimatum, Yosemite trip

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	793
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of dealing with Indian parents who just don’t understand your long-term Mexican girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and a chance to build your dream world where cultural differences don’t matter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the pressure of family expectations and create your own rules. Build a virtual Yosemite with your GF without any ultimatums or guilt trips from mom. And hey, if your dad wants to come meet her in the game, we’ve got plenty of virtual space for a family reunion like no other!

Don’t let cultural clashes hold you back from living your best virtual life. Join our server today and show your parents that love knows no boundaries, even in the world of Minecraft!

RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

17th France, activism, American, Average, Average American, Blues, economic disparity, fellow Americans, government accountability, grassroots movement, Healthcare, healthcare reform, income inequality, INEQUALITY, inequality crisis, political corruption, Political unrest, Positive Change, protest movement, RevoltCraft, revolution, social justice, social reform, societal change, Trash, wealth, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Farms Harvested:	157
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	155	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9775
Dragon Eggs Found:	5187	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2138	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mines Excavated:	1006	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	442397
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4