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ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Items Found:	2603
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
New Chunks Explored:	286390	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Animals Bred:	112	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3308
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1962	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	5891	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?

AnarchyyMC

Allies, AnarchyyMC, Chat, Community, Discord, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Homes, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, solo play, Teleportation, Toxicity, Warps

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Animals Bred:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	1105
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒!

A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server!

Total Freedom	Minimal Rules
No land claims, no limits	PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed
Only One Rule	No toxicity

Other Features:

Friendly community
TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes
Play solo or with friends

IP: mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz

Version: 1.21.4

Discord: https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are land claims allowed?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What is the server version?	The server is on version 1.21.4.
What is the Discord link?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2.

Mechanical Love 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, Artificial Intelligence, compassion, DATING, discrimination, Ethics, Future, Gender Identity, human emotions, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, machine learning, mechanical, prejudice, relationships, ROBOT, society, Technology, trans girl, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where robots date trans girls? It’s like a virtual love paradise, man! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures where anything can happen, even robot-trans girl romances!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when robots try to navigate the world of dating with trans girls. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

So come on, join us on this one-of-a-kind server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows, you might even witness a robot proposing to a trans girl in front of a crowd of creepers! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

CartelCraze-BeGone!

border control, border security, CartelCrazeBeGone, Cartels, collaboration, CounterTerrorism, cross-border crime, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug war, International cooperation, joint operation, joint task force, law enforcement, mexico, military units, national security, organized crime, security forces, U.S

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8909	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!

The Lab

1.21.4, Armor statues, Banner Flags, BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack, Craftoria, Discord-Minecraft Chat Integration, Dynmap, Ender Dragon Fight Remastered, Essence RPG, Events, FireTick, germany, hard mode, Head Database, Lab, Minigames, modded server, shopping district, smp, vanilla refresh, Villager Leash, world border

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	89	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	851674
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

General Info
Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features
[New!] Essence RPG
[New!] Banner Flags
[New!] Vanilla Refresh
[New!] Ender Dragon Fight Remastered
[New!] Villager Leash
[New!] BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Armor statues

FAQ

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started back in the middle of August in ’24 and is now on its 4th season.

Q: Is there a map reset planned?

A: Unlike prior seasons, we don’t plan on resetting the map for a very long time.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build your base, shop in the shopping district, participate in events and minigames, and even host your own events.

Q: Are there any additional servers running?

A: Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and fill out an application.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Book, Coming of Age, Craft, Deception, Drama, Fiction, friendship, Girls, hidden identity, high school, Isles, Lies, Mystery, mystic, No. 931342362, novel, romance, Secrets, Suspense, Thriller, young adult

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2236
Towns Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchantments Applied:	159	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s got girls! And not just any girls, but like, super cool gamer girls who will totally pwn you in PvP and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. Plus, they’re all unicorns in real life, so you know they’re magical AF. Join now or forever be a noob!

BroBroCareSquadMC

ADHD struggles, Boundaries, BroBroCareSquadMC, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, household chores, independent living, med school stress, mental health, messy living space, parent involvement, personal hygiene, self-care, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, studying environment

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	286
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	7582
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a messy sibling and judgmental parents! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Are you tired of cleaning up after your slob of a brother who can’t even bother to thank you for making him lunch? Look no further, our server is a place where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any messy distractions.

With finals approaching, you need a break from the chaos at home. Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you escape the drama of your family life. Who needs to clean up after someone else when you can create your own world in Minecraft?

So come on over and join us for a fun and exciting escape from the real world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	8776