MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

absurd excuses, bizarre reasons, calling out of work, comical excuses, crazy excuses, creative excuses, far-fetched excuses, funny excuses, humorous excuses, MineCraze, Mining, odd excuses, offbeat excuses, outlandish excuses, ridiculous excuses, Server, sick, silly excuses, strange excuses, unconventional excuses, unusual excuses, wacky excuses, weird excuses, work excuses

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2393	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	149
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3246	Dragon Eggs Found:	9246
Players Killed by Monsters:	6761	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Emeralds Found:	8935
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1112	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	7998	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7991
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.