Minecrastination | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1871	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Villages Defended:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	997250

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6282	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2968
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	288