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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1203 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!