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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7059 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!