MineCraftyWorkers Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

OriginalityIsOverrated Minecraft SMP

Copying, lack of originality, unoriginality, copying patterns, copying behavior

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just copies each other? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We pride ourselves on being the most outrageous and unique SMP out there.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, taming flying pigs, and riding llamas into battle against evil villagers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT! (Don’t worry, it ended in a spectacular explosion that everyone survived.)

But that’s not all! We also have our own version of the Hunger Games, where players compete to see who can eat the most cake in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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New Server IP
MC Sugars

Rankup tasks, bedrock, Voting, Fly, Survival

MCSugars is a mostly-vanilla Survival server with Java and Bedrock compatibility. All ranks are completely free through completing rankup tasks and you can’t buy them. Keep inventory is enabled and there are land claim features to protect you builds! Griefing is strictly prohibited. You can buy free perks such as /fly using sugar tokens gained from voting or doing events!

mcsugars.com

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New Server IP
The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

Thriller, Book, blocky, detective, Literature

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

chinese technology, culture, chinese art, Chinese society, Chinese civilization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
Eclipsya

Economy, Survival

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

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New Server IP

MineCraftyWorkers Server

OriginalityIsOverrated Minecraft SMP

MC Sugars

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

Eclipsya