MineCraftyWorkers Server

electronics, boomer conservatives, douchebro, beer with the boys, glidan pocket tee

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

celebrity dating, charming personality, Minecraft, famous crush, celebrity romance

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

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Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

John Lasseter, industry scandal, Disney, workplace behavior, allegations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

haunted buildings, creepy experiences, abandoned buildings, Haunted, paranormal investigations

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

millions, drained, damaging, drained balls, teenage boys

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

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Post Weapons Minecraft Server

post, weapons, weapon technology, weapon storage, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

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