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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3378 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Animals Bred: | 69 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!