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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5840 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 1578 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3877 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!