MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, music gear, trailer trash, beer with the boys, juvie delinquints

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP

celebrities off screen, NiceCelebRudeCeleb, celebrities in real life, Minecraft, celebrity encounters

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, so many celebs playing with us, it’s insane. Like, Justin Bieber built a giant statue of himself out of diamonds, and Beyonce has a secret underground bunker full of rare loot. But watch out for Kanye West, he keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds and build a castle made entirely of gold blocks. It’s wild, man. So come join us and hang out with all the celebs, it’s gonna be epic!

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NoRestForTheBlocky

sleep disorders, sleep quality, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation consequences, sleep deprivation

Are you tired of sleeping like a noob? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be so addicted to playing that you won’t even have time to sleep! Our server is so lit, you’ll be pulling all-nighters just to keep up with the fun.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tamed a creeper as a pet.

So why waste your time sleeping when you could be mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and exploring our epic custom-built worlds? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Hungary, european parliament, european politics, Politics, leadership

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be the ruler of poland and prepare to take over da EU like a boss. forget hungary, poland is where it’s at now. build ur own empire, conquer other players, and show dem who’s da real boss. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing potatoes as pets. u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and let’s make poland great again in minecraft world.

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AzerBlock Airlines – Fly with Caution!

Airlines, travel disruptions, travel bans, Russian cities, air travel

come join our minecraft server, where we fly to 7 russian cities on azerbaijan airlines! but wait, the airline has suspended flights because the pilots keep getting distracted by building epic structures in minecraft. join us for a wild ride as we navigate the skies and try not to crash into a giant creeper. who needs safety concerns when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? fly with us, or at least try to before we get grounded again for causing chaos in the virtual world.

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AeroCraft – 150 Minutes a Week

exercise research, FITNESS, obesity, clinical trials, weight loss

so, u wanna lose weight? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and get ready to sweat it out in minecraft! we got crazy challenges like running laps around the virtual world and climbing pixelated mountains to burn those calories! forget boring gym routines, this is the real deal! u gotta do at least 150 minutes of aerobic exercise a week to see results, but trust us, it’s gonna be worth it! join now and get ready to get fit while having a blast in the blocky universe!

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MineCraftyWorkers Server

NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP

NoRestForTheBlocky

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

AzerBlock Airlines – Fly with Caution!

AeroCraft – 150 Minutes a Week