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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7486 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1453 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!