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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5779 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 471 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!