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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3186 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 145 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!