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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6071 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!