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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8843 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!