New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • XmasBlockParty

    XmasBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending Christmas with your boring family? Looking for a way to avoid awkward conversations and drama? Join our Minecraft server instead!

    We promise no family drama, no awkward silences, just pure gaming fun. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can build a snowman army to take over the virtual world.

    Don’t be the only one missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious antics on our server. Leave your real-life problems behind and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget (in a good way, not like that time Uncle Bob drank too much eggnog and started singing karaoke).

    So ditch the family drama and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your sister dating your ex-best friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

    HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cities in the US? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and explore a world where you can build your dream city without any pesky traffic or annoying neighbors.

    Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMissileKyiv

    CraftyMissileKyiv

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Yellow Nail PCP Quest

    Yellow Nail PCP Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes ur nails turn yellow for no reason? well, turns out it’s cuz of this crazy genetic thing called planar cell polarity pathway. like, who knew ur nails could be affected by some pathway in ur body, right? but on this server, we embrace all the weird and wacky things about genetics, even if it means ur nails turn funky colors. join us if u wanna learn more about the genetic cause of yellow nail syndrome and maybe even find a cure for it in the world of minecraft. cuz why not, right? we’re all about the bizarre and unexpected here. come join the fun and see where the PCP pathway takes u!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP