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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4749 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!
