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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4626 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5743 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 116 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!