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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8621 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!