New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 99/200 Votes: 5273
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
Secret Passages Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Astral Projections Made: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

New Minecraft Server
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