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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5659 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 801 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a secret underground rave where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are twerking. Or building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon wants to move in and pay rent.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the most common activity that typically leads to sex on our server is battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a kiss from a virtual villager. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!