MineCraftySantaFacts

adhd, anxiety, child development, christmas, coal, Divorce, family, feelings, Gifts, Good Kid, Honesty, Hyperactive, Kid, learning, MineCraftySantaFacts, MISTAKES, Pain, parents, self hate, Siblings, truth about Santa

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	4234
Villages Defended:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no coal in your stocking! Unlike this poor soul’s dad who thinks it’s funny to give out coal on Christmas, we believe in spreading joy and happiness in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for a jolly good time filled with epic builds, friendly players, and no judgment for being a hyper ADHD kid (we welcome all types here). Our server is a coal-free zone, so you can rest assured that your Christmas won’t be ruined by any mean-spirited Santas.

And if you’re worried about ruining Christmas for your little sister like this player, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone is treated with kindness and respect. So come on over and let’s spread some holiday cheer together – no coal required!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Villages Defended:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	200	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6876	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Votes:	9349
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1339	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals containing Koyo, Hag, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Koyo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, Unbalance, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Discord, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial obligations, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, guilt tripping, Minecraft, money issues, personal boundaries, personal finance, PixelPurse, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3297	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	1243
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1798	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

VeganSimba’sCraftLand

animal rights, animal welfare, compassion for animals, cruelty free, ethical eating, exploitation-free, Lions, plant based diet, plant-based living, vegan activism, vegan advocacy, vegan beliefs, vegan community, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan identity, vegan lifestyle, vegan philosophy, vegan values, veganism, VeganSimbasCraftLand

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	3617	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where lions roam free and eat only plants like a bunch of hipster vegans! we got simba leading the pack, showing everyone how to be a true vegan warrior in the wild. watch as he munches on grass and kale, spreading the message of peace and plant-based power to all the animals in the server.

if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join us now and witness the most epic vegan lion pride in minecraft history. we promise you’ll never look at lions the same way again. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of vegan lions in a virtual world? it’s like the circle of life, but with more quinoa and tofu. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world that even lions can be vegan!