MineCraftyMisery

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

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  • CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

    CraftyTradezUSAvsChina
    Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

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  • Cable Chaos Craft

    Cable Chaos Craft
    Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

    But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

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  • Magical Ma-Fi Culture

    Magical Ma-Fi Culture
    yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

    oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

    so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

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  • LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

    LaserCraft AI BreastCheck
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

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  • Near Vanilla

    Near Vanilla

    Near Vanilla Server Overview

    IPplay.nearvanilla.com
    Websitehttps://nearvanilla.com
    Server GuideOur Notion Page
    Maphttps://map.nearvanilla.com
    Season 5 Recap Videohttps://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
    Screenshotshttps://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

    Requirements:

    • 18+ only
    • Mature and Respectful

    Zero Tolerance Policy:

    No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

    The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

    • Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
    • WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
    • Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
    • Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
    • A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

    To apply through Discord, click the link here.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
    Is griefing allowed on the server?No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
    Are there age restrictions to join the server?Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
    Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

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