MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	63
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3811	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Magic Items Found:	1838

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5689	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5652	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Farms Harvested:	598
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	649	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7451	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.