MineCraftyMe Server

Chad, Cheating, cousin, DATING, family, family dinner, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, incel, incel propaganda, Jerk, love, Men, MineCraftyMe, nice guy, nightclub, r9k, rejection, relationships, Server, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Star Shards Collected:	134	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	907
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being the nice guy who always finishes last? Do you feel like women just don’t appreciate a gentleman like yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the Chads get their hearts broken! Join us for a chance to witness the downfall of the ultimate Chad, who thought he had it all until he found out his ex was cheating on him with another girl while he was busy showing off his dance moves at a nightclub. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that unfolds on our server – because even the Chads can’t escape heartbreak here!

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	2973
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	7256
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Votes:	1379	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magic Items Found:	6418
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Items Found:	4786
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Votes:	9225	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5826
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Potions Brewed:	196
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.