Tired of stubbing your toe on your bed frame every morning? Sick of your cat knocking over your glass of water just as you’re about to take a sip? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your minor inconveniences!

On our server, we have a magical potion that makes your bed frame disappear so you can glide effortlessly out of bed in the morning. And don’t worry about your cat – we have a special anti-knockover glass of water that will stay upright no matter how many times your furry friend tries to sabotage it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best, inconvenience-free life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Villages Defended: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 New Chunks Explored: 636072
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Potions Brewed: 142 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2193 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Ores Mined: 680
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Potions Brewed: 158 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 899314 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5327 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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