Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 5024 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
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