Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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