MineCraftyFate | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild adventure where you can summon Grail Front – Moonsault Operation characters to help you conquer the blocky world.

Imagine riding into battle on Jinako Carigiri, a Great Stone Statue God, or teaming up with Traum James Moriarty, the Ruler, to take down your enemies. And don’t forget about Traum Charlemagne, who will lead you to victory with his epic skills.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like Grail Front – Moonsault Operation where you can test your Minecraft skills and win amazing prizes. Plus, our server is filled with helpful tools like Servant Material Lookup and Coin Calculator to make your gameplay even more exciting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	9214
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	187	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	82716
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Buildings Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8718	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	547031
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Votes:	6743	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3352
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9317	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!