MineCraftyFags

bad, consistently, covered pants, cumstain, cut and paste, Dead, deluded, Fags, Game, ghost of tsushima, MineCraftyFags, PC only, Playing, Pottery, shitpost, slurp, snoy, Sony, Trash, ubisoft, vidya

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Towns Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4834
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9012
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7475
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1431
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	7448	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	4519
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	178
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!