MineCraftyFags

bad, consistently, covered pants, cumstain, cut and paste, Dead, deluded, Fags, Game, ghost of tsushima, MineCraftyFags, PC only, Playing, Pottery, shitpost, slurp, snoy, Sony, Trash, ubisoft, vidya

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5384	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	2890
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8057	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	763
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	125

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	109	Runes Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	1713

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	9686	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Villages Defended:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	4460	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.