MineCraftyExecutionz2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Animals Bred:	104
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4220	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	157	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3430	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ores Mined:	6768	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8074

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	55	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6123
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1