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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2770 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! 😂
🚫 Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. 🌸
🍔 Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! 😂
🚫 What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” 💥
🦅👀 Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. 😜
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮🚀