MineCraftyConvicts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”

But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HaterMom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	306251
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

10. Acceptance, 11. Moving forward, 12. Holding on, 13. Release, 14. Coping with loss, 15. Emotional struggle, 16. Learning to let go, 17. Saying farewell, 18. Longing for the past, 19. Coming to terms, 2. Moving on, 20. Emotional growth, 3. Heartbreak, 4. Loss, 5. Grief, 6. Saying goodbye, 7. Emotional pain, 8. Closure, 9. Healing, LetGoHardest, letting go, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyPhoneless World

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Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ores Mined:	2557
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Animal Hide and Seek

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	7692	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WorkdayWonders Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.

Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.