MineCraftyCash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where money is the only thing that matters? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where money literally grows on trees! That’s right, forget mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be mining for cold hard cash!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Money Monster, a creature so obsessed with money that it hoards it all for itself. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat the Money Monster and claim its vast fortune for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Remember, on our server, money talks and diamonds walk!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7133	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchantments Applied:	288

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2149	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	260	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Animals Bred:	172	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	7988
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimension Hops:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4569

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!