MineCraftyCash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where money is the only thing that matters? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where money literally grows on trees! That’s right, forget mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be mining for cold hard cash!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Money Monster, a creature so obsessed with money that it hoards it all for itself. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat the Money Monster and claim its vast fortune for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Remember, on our server, money talks and diamonds walk!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4295	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Farms Harvested:	154	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	559	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.