MineCraftyBadvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	544	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Towns Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	186
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	899141
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	240
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MirageCraft2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, France, Geopolitical, international relations, jets, Media, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, MirageCraft2025, SECURITY, Transfer, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	373936
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4597