MineCraftyAdulting | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Towns Built:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5212	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3239	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	699
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	8301
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Farms Harvested:	102
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!