| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1543 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8250 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7849 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.
plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.
so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9645 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1320 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9734 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7045 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 671 |
You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.
And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2389 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4285 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9866 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7107 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 272 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1985 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7845 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8657 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7929 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9431 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 777026 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7195 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1715 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1666 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 1221 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3294 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
