MineCrafty Saiyans | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

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Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

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Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	257

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5818